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agentscorpio ([personal profile] agentscorpio) wrote2011-05-12 10:22 am

Birthdays Come But Once A Year [RP]

Who: Mikel Fury, Loki Laufeyson, Carlos Ayala (Marvel NPC)
When: Between Event Horizon and Hellfire
Where: Mikel's house
Rating: PG-13 (language, general adult themes mentioned)
Thread is Closed.


There were many different things one could wake up to on their birthday—some pleasant, some not so pleasant. This was quickly falling into the not so pleasant category. Startled awake by a sound that did not belong in his bedroom, Mikel Fury realized three things in quick succession; first, that he had one serious hangover in progress; second, that he was not alone in his bed; and third, that the noise he was hearing was someone singing. By the time he figured out who was doing the singing and who was in the bed with him, it was too late to stop things and Mikel’s first coherent thought of the day was, ‘This will not end well.’

Carlos Ayala’s first though wasn’t quite as coherent as Mikel’s. Actually, he wasn’t thinking at all when Mikel’s sudden movement snapped him into consciousness. Mentally grabbing the first thing in his line of sight, Carlos waved his arm and telekinetically chucked whatever it was at the noisy intruder standing at the end of the bed before rolling over to see what was going on.

Knowing what he did of Mikel’s background, Carlos was prepared to see just about anything standing there armed to the teeth—but a tall long haired guy dressed in a little polka-dot dress with a party hat on his head with a dog dressed in a similar fashion completely shut Carlos’s brain down for a second. The fact he had tossed a dog toy at the guy’s head and said toy was now floating in place without any help from him took a few seconds longer to register.

“What the hell were we drinking last night?” he asked Mikel as he stared at the guy.

Mikel had dropped back onto the bed once he’d confirmed that it was Loki and Tinkerbell down there and not some alcohol induced hallucination. Well, he thought, at least Carlos and I are still dressed though I'm sure that won't stop Loki from jumping to conclusions here.

“You picked the bar,” Mikel muttered as he rubbed the heels of his hands against his eyes, “you tell me.”
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[personal profile] chaoticgod 2011-05-14 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey! Tink's Spookie-doll was here all along?" Loki plucked the toy out of the air and squeezed it a few times, producing a loud squeaking sound that made the little dog at his feet practically levitate with glee. Grinning, Loki handed the toy to the dog, who ran delighted circles around her master's ankles while Loki took a few steps closer to the bed.

"I brought one of those giant cookie cakes so you can have birthday-breakfast, Mikel," he sang, grinning knowingly at Carlos for a moment before turning his gaze to the man he thought of as his Spy-Son. "I actually- ah- actually made one, but it was rubbish, I couldn't figure out how to make it thick enough that it wouldn't burn. I'm sorry," he added sheepishly, before pulling out a brightly-colored noise-maker and blowing. The paper unfurled with a loud trumpeting sound, and Loki grinned around the mouthpiece, looking- for a moment, and almost certainly without realizing it- a bit like Nick with a cigar champed between his teeth.

"Soooo.... SO. Mikel-miluv. Is it... serious? It is, isn't it? Oh, you precious boy, you!" Loki positively beamed, clasping his hands together in front of his brightly-colored print dress. "When are you gonna introduce your boyfriend to the rest of us officially, honey? Tonight? Can it be tonight? Can- birthday dinner, I've got BIRTHDAY DINNER for you tonight, you must come and then show us your boyfriend during the eating of this dinner, he is a very handsome man and apparently very talented!" Loki popped a cheesy eighties-movie thumb's up at them.

"This is gonna be so awesome! I've never had a chance to meet one of my kids's significant others before! Oh my gosh, should I call Mike and Bruce and have them come over for it, too? It was just gonna be a small Furious Family gathering but this is too exciting for me to contain myself!" Loki sparkled- literally. Green and gold sparkles were glimmering around him, happy magic overflowing from the pale vessel of his mostly-mortal body.

He stopped bouncing long enough to tilt his head at the two, as if finally taking a good look at them. "You got a headache, pumpkin-pie?"
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[personal profile] chaoticgod 2011-05-16 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Awwww, Mikel, don't tell a guy that. Your father and I don't have sex." Loki beamed. "We make love."

Loki hugged Mikel tightly, smooching him firmly on the cheek. Tinkerbell, meanwhile, wagged her tail furiously. WELL, okay, no. What Tink wagged was the back half of her body, before giving messy, slightly smelly puppykisses all over Carlos and then woofing some frosty air into his face.

"You shouldn't drink to excess, love," Loki said indulgently, wagging a finger. "I've never done it but I've seen it happen to other people and it looks dreadful. Here, let me get rid of those headaches." He snapped his fingers, doing... SOMEthing with his magic that makes the headaches slowly ease away. Loki Laufeyson, Chaos Doctor of Homeopathic Magic.

"It's really wonderful to meet you, Carlos," Loki trilled, tossing his hair a little and peering over at the man. "Tinkerbell seems to like you and she's an excellent judge of character. And you have a delightfully dishonest face. I think we're going to get along swimmingly." Loki held up the cookie cake, grinning excitedly at Mikel.

"Sooooo- SO, would you and your boyfriend like me to serve up some of this giant cookie for breakfast? I can make some coffee or tea if you'd like!"
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[personal profile] chaoticgod 2011-05-18 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Loki filled a teapot and held it over his hand, green flames licking up out of his fingers and palm to warm the water inside. His heart bounced happily in his chest as he grinned at Mikel and Carlos, thinking about how awesome it will be when he and Nick get married. Carlos and Mikel could wear matching pretty pretty suits! And then kissing! Loki sighed happily, pouring the boiling water into three mugs and doing something esoteric with teabags before putting the teapot down.

"Not oil and water, Carlos- more like oil and vinegar. As in, DELICIOUSLY. Mikel and Mike are special awesome guys and I love them both lots and they taste good on salads and on sandwiches....?" Loki paused, his metaphor running away from him, then shrugged. He fussed over Mikel and Carlos, preparing their tea with extra cream and extra sugar and honey and cinnamon sprinkled over it because that's how he likes his tea and he can't imagine someone not wanting to die of diabetic shock this early in the morning.

He prepared a little dish of cream for Tinkerbell and let her curl up in his lap after she drank it, snuggling against his midsection.

"So, Carlos, what do you do for a living? Oh, is it okay that I asked? I'm just curious about what you like to do with your time," he added anxiously, looking suddenly worried. "You're not a spy, are you? I mean the kind of spy who is in a different spy organization than Mikel. Oh gosh, you're not, are you? How tragic! Love across a battlefield, set upon by both sides, cruel fate trapping you on either side of a political firing line!"

Loki actually started crying into Tinkerbell's fur at that, the confused pooch giving Mikel and Carlos a somewhat reproachful look for causing this outrage.
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[personal profile] chaoticgod 2011-05-21 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, you darling thing!" Loki enveloped Carlos in a hug that, in Loki's female form, would have buried his face in enough breast that Carlos would have asphyxiated, his last gasp of air being heavily tainted by Chanel No. 5 before the overwhelming bosoms blocked off his airflow. Seeing as Loki's in the body of a man, however, Carlos can suck in as much oxygen as he wants, assuming he likes Chanel No. 5 that is.

"Trust me, Carlos, Mikel's dad is going to be like a scarier, smarter, devious-er version of Robert DeNiro from Meet the Parents- my best advice to you, right now, would be to quickly get over onto the side of law and order so that Nick doesn't tie you up in our basement and interrogate you for days about your intentions towards his son." Loki smooched the top of Carlos's head, smoothing his hair back before sitting back down to dig into his cookie cake and tea. Tinkerbell gave Carlos the most serious, mournful expression she could muster.

"So, my sweet. How's work going? Because if they're not giving you enough time off I will have a word with your boss," Loki added primly.
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[personal profile] chaoticgod 2011-05-23 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Loki wolfed down his cake and tea, eyeballing his imaginary watch periodically. He downed his hot tea, wincing- but also grinning- as it burned down his throat.

"No such thing as overprotective when it comes to your children, lovey," he told Mikel, still grinning. "You can be underprotective or just protective enough." Standing, Loki put his plate and cup in Mikel's sink, before bending down to scoop Tinkerbell into his arms.

"Can't stay any longer, sweetiepie, I have to get going on dinner. Oh, and Jake made you a present, but I've been sworn to secrecy not to tell you what it is," Loki added, smooching Mikel and Carlos on both cheeks, because he saw someone do that in a movie and has decided to adopt it as a charming new custom. "Love you, see you tonight, kay?"

At this point, Loki left the way he came- in a sparkle of light and sound.